axe

axe
1. (axe) (710↑, 139↓)
A conformist body spray that is used by guys, often in heavy doses. Often the user likes to make extremely evident through scent, or verbally, that he is wearing the aforesaid deodorant. Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.

"I'm going to, this very second; spray myself with some wonderful Axe." "Get me some of that\!" "Me too\!" "Over here\!" "I want some\!" A: "I love a man who wears Axe." B: "Have you ever smelled it?" A: "Well, no..."

Author: The Legendary Ironwood http://axe.urbanup.com/1147107
2. (Axe) (635↑, 151↓)
1- Implement used for cutting wood. 2- [Ebonics] mutation of the english word ASK. Used by [ghetto] delinquents who have no sense of english diction, and are too apathetic to correct themselves.

1- "Hand me the axe so I can split this wood." 2- "I need to axe you a question."

3. (Axe) (575↑, 111↓)
How ghetto folks say ''ask''

Yo, go axe yo mama could we git some kool-aid in dis biotch\!

4. (axe) (524↑, 76↓)
A guitar, usually eletric.

Jimi Hendrix played his axe as Paganini must have played his violin.

5. (Axe) (285↑, 41↓)
A bodyspray used by men attempting to cover up their smell. Unfortunately, it does not work very well. In fact, it makes it worse.

The teen used Axe after gym to cover up the stench of B.O., but ended up stinking up the locker room.

Author: ZetaDragoon http://axe.urbanup.com/1623283
6. (axe) (226↑, 106↓)
a wicked mad smelling man perfume that in small amounts makes girls melt but in large amounts makes them die a thousand horrible deaths

man you WREAk like axe. or omfg he smells like axe. its making me hottttt

7. (Axe) (138↑, 45↓)
Ask.

"Gave her ten dollars, then she axed me for some more"

8. (Axe) (74↑, 20↓)
a band with pronunciation and spelling issues.

With a name like "Axe", I expected to be going to a metal show. Instead I got the Jake Savage Experience.

9. (axe) (64↑, 18↓)
A horrible smelling cologne that guys use. They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works. It doesn't. People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing. It isn't.

Girl: OMG, I just walked down to the PE hallway, and it smells like Axe and sweat\! I guess I just missed the football players\! Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE\! Some immature little twit: *giggles*

10. (Axe) (63↑, 20↓)
best freind of stoners everywhere. smell like smoke? no problem just spray down\!

guy 1: dude you reek\! here take some Axe, i keep it in my glove box. guy 2: phew close one man, thanks\!

11. (Axe) (48↑, 8↓)
1) n. Implement traditionally used for chopping wood composed of a sturdy metal blade and a long handle. 2) v. To pose a question. 3) n. An electric guitar.

1) "No\! Please\! Put down the axe\!" 2) "Lemme axe you something." 3) "Yngwie really knows how to wail on that axe."

Author: secret_agent_s http://axe.urbanup.com/1125424
12. (Axe) (68↑, 31↓)
Probably one of the most misinterpreted mainstream body fragrances that any shit head consumer could waste their money on. No, Axe does not make you smell good. You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes. If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.

13 year old boy at a local Wal-Mart: Momma, momma\! Buy me some Axe\! It'll make me smell so good\! All of the girlies at middle school are going to want to pounce on me\! 13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you. - 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school - Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.

Author: MikeDaSloth http://axe.urbanup.com/2555841
13. (axe) (48↑, 20↓)
v. axed, axing 1. To put a question to 2. To make a request of 3. To require or call for as a price or condition 4. To expect or demand syn. for ask

1. When I realized my hunnie-sack was missing, I axed Lorenzo where it was. 2. I axed my ho to smoke my shaft. 3. I axed Bennie how much was that deuce-deuce. 4. I axed you once I ain't gonna axe you again.

Author: thug4life http://axe.urbanup.com/5680
14. (Axe) (46↑, 20↓)
Efficient way to cover up weed smell.

Dude, you smell like herby axe\!

15. (Axe) (30↑, 8↓)
A tool that has been used for thousands of years as a weapon and a tool . Made of many materials including flint , stone ,copper ,bronze ,iron and steel . There are many types including hand axe's , 2 handed axes and 3/4's axes that can be used one or two handed . As a weapon the most common axe's where the one handed ones. Contary to popular belief massive 2 handed double bladed axes' where rarely used in combat ,they where ceremonial weapons . Two headed axes where used though.

Besides spears the sumerians used the axe as a weapon.

Author: russia_almighty http://axe.urbanup.com/1821218
16. (Axe) (40↑, 18↓)
A really bad smelling deoderant and [cologne] company. Guys THINK girls love it, but they put on too much and [smell] TERRIBLE\! If you want to wear it, BEWARE\!

Joe wears Axe to try to make me go out with him. I think it smells weird. I just love him for HIM\!

17. (Axe) (29↑, 8↓)
a Jazz-ician's term for an intrusment, be it horn or guitar or piano. usually not used for drums

"Hey man, bring your axe to the jam session."

18. (Axe) (36↑, 16↓)
Throwing cheap fake aftershave at someone and finding it hilariously funny when they go 'whats that smell?'.

Should we axe him?

19. (Axe) (31↑, 13↓)
A scent that is over used in school hallways to the point that you can smell it from the other side of said school.

Me: Did you wear axe today? Friend: Yes\! How did you know? Me: I could smell it from the other side of the school\! It made me gag\!

20. (axe) (32↑, 23↓)
axe is a smelly thing that alotta guys buy that they think smells goosd that actually smells alot like crap.

He had that axe spray it smells like shyt\!

21. (axe) (10↑, 2↓)
The black person word for "ask"

"Nigga go axe dat boy what he be doin"

Author: jkadhflu acrp13y4ru http://axe.urbanup.com/4424352
22. (Axe) (10↑, 3↓)
Axe born (Samuel S. Young) September 16, 1975- Founding member and creator of many of the internets' original Hip Hop websites. Many of these sites are still up and running today. Much credit is given to him for his pioneering efforts to bring the culture to it's present day mass media status.

[Ell Oh Crew Freestyle Board][Ground Zero][New Jerusalem Emcee's][Sacred Society][The Chamber][Allhiphop.com][Axe]

23. (axe) (16↑, 10↓)
1. A type of spray that smells really really disgusting if you douse yourself in it 2. How ghetto people say ''ask''

Ewww what is that smell? Axe ''Yo son I gots to axe you a question''

24. (axe) (3↑, 0↓)
the reason why it's hard to breathe in high school hallways.

girl: *cough* *cough* *COUGH* guy: IS SHE OKAY?\! other guy: yeah, man, she's just choking on your axe.

Author: kayliekakess http://axe.urbanup.com/5921519
25. (axe) (18↑, 15↓)
The ghetto stooge version of the word "Ask". Usually used by blacks and black affiliates out of abject ignorance.

yo nigga, le'me AXE you a queshun... cuz i's needs ta know da TROOF...

26. (Axe) (4↑, 4↓)
A gross smelling body spray poor people use, some guys might find that the product attracts females but really they just want to gag and shake their heads because a poor guy dared to walk up to them.

Wow what a loser he actually buys axe, probably because he can't afford Chanel or Giogri Armani

Author: darkmagicianawsome http://axe.urbanup.com/5343796
27. (axe) (7↑, 8↓)
The way black people pronounce "ask." This is true for all American black people no matter their skin shade, upbringing, social status, or age

What da hell Rayshaun fuck Tisha fo? Dat nigga soulda axe dat bitch if shes already pregnant. Now nigga gotta shorty to pay fo, an he cant fo no got damn baby test\!

28. (Axe) (1↑, 3↓)
Any musical instrument but usually a saxphone.

- You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G with a axe. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do? Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure. -ahahahaha...so take this one: What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun? The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.

Author: William Warney http://axe.urbanup.com/5722870
29. (axe) (9↑, 12↓)
a guitar. it is an axe because you grind your axe (practice) in the woodshed(practice room/bedroom).

Grab your axe and lets jam\!

30. (Axe) (3↑, 7↓)
To propose a question

Say nigga\! I awready axed you fo some bling NA SAYING HOMIE?

Author: maximousf16 http://axe.urbanup.com/3454239
31. (axe) (6↑, 10↓)
a saxophone, especially a large size saxophone. (actually, almost any musical instrument that can be played standing up can be referred to as an axe.)

He plays a mean axe.

32. (axe) (38↑, 44↓)
a stupid ass cologne that fat or unnatractive loser guys wear to try to attract women. Its a sham yet they have hope to beleive it will attract women even though their fat n nasty, thats how stupid they are. Axe cologne is also cheap as shit, usually worn by broke men. The commercials are cheesy as hell.

you stupid broke nega get some good cologne , that axe you wearin smells like grandmas ass.

33. (axe) (4↑, 13↓)
verb: to make a request or to call on for an answer

Say cuz, let me axe you something.

34. (Axe) (37↑, 49↓)
The best deodorant available today. Supposed to smell like various colognes(but with "original" names), but in actuallity smells closer to the odor given off by the shit you take after a day-long concert. Only men have the gene that lets us realize the truth. Girls have some deficiency, most likely from overuse of cosmetics. We wear it anyway, because 1.it is finally a deodorant we can casually pass around the locker room without sharing eachother`s pit hair 2.it covers up the BO until you can get your hands on some REAL deodorant 3.we know that because of their missing shit-smell-detection gene, most chicks have an unexpicable attraction to it. DO NOT OVERUSE, OR YOU WILL FAIL AT LIFE.

Axe likes to call it "Kilo". I call it "musk" *AFTER GAME* Nick: Shit, I forgot by D.O. today\! Brian: Its all cool, just take some of my Old Spice. Nick: Hells no, you got pubes all up on that shit. Yo, Jay, lemme take a hit of that Axe\! Lee: Dude, you need some right guard\! John: But I already got my Axe on... Lee: Exactly. Meg: Hey. Jim: Do I know you? Meg: You smell like you`re wearing Axe. Jim: Yeah, why? Meg: Would you like a blow job? Jordan had it made. 27 years, 7 figures, 2 mansions, finest girl. Til he overused Axe. Then he spontaneously failed at life. Research on the missing shit-smell detection gene in women could be done, but scientists are not motivated on account of Axe is their only means of getting girls.

Author: tanukisanyo http://axe.urbanup.com/1301901
35. (Axe) (3↑, 17↓)
A spray Mexicans wear to feel loved for once. Used in a mixture with a baggy sweatshirt to look buff because theyre so skinny and hairy.

Hey esse\! Damn man you're so buff wit your Axe smell and baggy sweatshirt\!...Even if you are only three years old\!

Author: SuperBorderPatrol http://axe.urbanup.com/3996120
36. (axe) (8↑, 24↓)
A more efficient way of saying "ask." Through the long years on the street, where survival was of the utmost importance, in a land where drive-bys were a way of life, those who lived there were forced to develop a shorter way of communicating in order to survive.

I'm axin' you please, man\! Don't kill me\!

37. (Axe) (8↑, 25↓)
Litterally Ask, the common way that a blackrifican american says the word ask, heard as axe to any non black.

Homeless guy: Yo lemme axe u a question I aint being facetious.

38. (axe) (15↑, 36↓)
a body spray made for men that sexually drives girls. some girls like it so much they wear it themselves.

1) dude, the other day I was wearing axe and this chik was totally all over me 2)OMG gurl\!\! he was wearing some axe and DAMN I wanted him\!\!

39. (axe) (18↑, 45↓)
1. a really good-smelling cologne. 2. probably some other perverted definition.

1. "Damn he smells good. That guy must be wearing Axe." 2. "You shoulda seen that axe. That shit was tight."

Author: Laurie *is hot* http://axe.urbanup.com/1176284
40. (Axe) (18↑, 50↓)
the best smelling deodorant body spray there is.

girl:"when jared wears axe it turns me on" other girl:"yeah me too, other stuff makes me gag

41. (axe) (10↑, 49↓)
axe is the scent of arousal. it is comprised entirely of pheromones and it kills my cool facade of indifference toward the opposite sex. 'course, the catch is that i have to already like you to find it attractive on you.

when he lifts his shirt to rub his tummy it arouses me beyond control, but when the scent of axe assaults me, i fall, weak-kneed, into his crotch. naked.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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